The Carrick family just replaced its old van with a new one. We’re quite pleased with it. It’s pretty much the same make and model as what we had before, but with some extra features – more storage space and hide-away back seats, as two examples. The new van is a 2008 model and […]
They’re Giving Them Away
December 31st, 2008 · Comments Off on They’re Giving Them Away · Economic Humor, Family Humor, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle
Tags:cargo ship·comedy·funny·helium balloon·humor·kickapoo joy juice·Li'l Abner·Mennonites·odometer·space shuttle
Economics Humor – Take my Dismal Science, Please
December 22nd, 2008 · Comments Off on Economics Humor – Take my Dismal Science, Please · Economic Humor, Economics, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Puns
Economists are not really known for being funny. Let me give you an example. You know the old joke about a man who falls out of a plane and on the way down, he passes another man shooting upward. The first man says, “Do you know anything about parachutes?”
Tags:Bank of China·brakes on inflation·comedy·dismal science·Economics 101·funny·humor·investment accelerators·parachute·propane barbecues
The Tooth Fairy must Work for the Government
December 22nd, 2008 · Comments Off on The Tooth Fairy must Work for the Government · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Charming, Children and Pets, Cute, Entertainment, Fairy Tale, Family Humor, Farce, Feel Good, Funny Family, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Offbeat, Puns, Screwball, Silly, Slice of Life, Sweet, Whimsy, Witty, Zany
Once again, last night, the tooth fairy missed coming to our house. Unfortunately, this is a common occurrence. Donna is concerned this paints a poor picture of us as parents. At least Donna feels guilty. It hardly even registers with me.
Tags:Big Bad Wolf·climate change·comedy·e-Bay·funny·funny fairy tale characters·funny lame excuses·funny parenting story·funny raising children story·funny tooth fairy story·funny tooth story·humor·Maple Leafs·Pinocchio·sub-prime mortgage mess·Tinker Bell·Tooth Fairy
The Perils of Driving in the White Stuff
December 20th, 2008 · Comments Off on The Perils of Driving in the White Stuff · Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Cottage Life, Family Humor, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle
If you live in Canada, then you have to know a thing or two about driving in snow. The first thing I know is that I don’t like it. In fact, I hate snowstorms. When I have to drive anywhere in a snowstorm, I mentally map out the easiest route. That means the flattest […]
Tags:Add new tag·BMW·comedy·funny·hibernation·hobbits·humor·lake effect snowstorm·Lexus·liquor store·magical ring·Mother Nature·snow blindness·snow squalls·snowstorms
Canada’s Coalition Leaders – No, I’m your Greeter!
December 9th, 2008 · Comments Off on Canada’s Coalition Leaders – No, I’m your Greeter! · Canada Humor, Economic Humor, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Political Humor, Politicians
Who’s in charge of the proposed coalition in Canada’s Parliament? I’ve written before about how political and entertainment celebrities have the potential to work at Wal-Mart as greeters once they retire. With the current recession and possible job losses, these career moves may have to be brought forward.
Tags:Bob Rae·Canadian political humor·coalition government·comedy·funny·funny Canadian political stories·Gilles Duceppe·Governor General·humor·Jack Layton·Michael Ignatieff·Stephane Dion·Stephen Harper
Providing a Punch Line – A Fun Writing Exercise
November 12th, 2008 · Comments Off on Providing a Punch Line – A Fun Writing Exercise · Entertainment, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Sexual Innuendo, Sports and Recreation
It’s fun to take a well-known phrase, one that is crying out for a punch line, and see what you can do with it. It doesn’t have to be too literal or necessarily even make that much sense, as long as it brings a smile to your face. Free associate and see where […]
Tags:break and enter·comedy·corkscrew·emissions test·funny·GPS·humor·lemonade stand·neighbourhood watch·property value·side saddle·think outside the box
The Wise Old Rooster
November 10th, 2008 · Comments Off on The Wise Old Rooster · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, Anthropomorphic, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Charming, Cute, Farce, Funny Generation Gap, Funny Parable, Funny Rant, General Humor, Imagery, Jokes, Lifestyle, Oddball, Offbeat, Romp, Screwball, Sexual Innuendo, Silly, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Whimsy, Zany
The following is an old joke that I have expanded, embellished and tried to make more visual. It helps if you stand up and run around the room, as described below, but I’ll leave that up to your discretion. Here goes.
Tags:amusing·champagne·comedy·funny·funny animal story·funny barnyard story·funny champagne story·funny farmer story·funny flowers story·funny generation gap story·funny parable·funny props story·funny rooster story·funny shotgun story·funny visual story·hen house·hoot·humor·joke
Me, My Wife and My Blog
November 3rd, 2008 · Comments Off on Me, My Wife and My Blog · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Cute, Family Humor, Funny Family, Funny Husband & Wife Story, Funny Husband and Wife Banter, Funny Writing Story, General Humor, Heartwarming, Human Nature, Lifestyle, Romp, Screwball, Silly, Slice of Life, Sweet, Whimsy, Witty, Zany
There is a symbiotic relationship between me, my wife and my blog that tells me I have a really special mate. Here are ten ways in which the three of us interact.
Tags:amusing·comedy·funny·funny blog story·funny dialogue story·funny get a life story·funny husband and wife banter story·funny husband and wife story·funny technology story·funny writing story·humor·off-the-wall phrases·veto power
Dad has a New Hobby
October 8th, 2008 · Comments Off on Dad has a New Hobby · American Humor, Bad Taste, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Cute, Family, Family Humor, Farce, Funny Absurd, Funny Aging, Funny Animal, Funny Character Study, Funny Family, Funny Hobby, Funny Outrageous, Funny Pet, Funny Rude, Lifestyle, Medical Humor, Offbeat, Outrageous, Screwball, Sports and Recreation, Tasteless, Whimsy, Zany
We all live such fast-paced lives these days. How do we fit everything in? I have reviewed my daily routine and come to the conclusion that what I resent most is the time I give over to shaving, bathing, brushing and flossing my teeth, clipping my nails and nose hairs and applying deodorant. I get […]
Tags:Bewitched·boy who cried wolf·Caribbean holiday·comedy·cut the cheese story·fast-paced lives·funny·funny awkward situation story·funny embarassing story·funny farting story·funny hobby story·funny Montezuma's revenge story·funny personal hygiene story·funny restraining order story·funny taking shortcuts story·funny whoopie cushion story·hobby enthusiasts·humor·personal hygiene
The 24-7 Voting Nation (2)
September 16th, 2008 · Comments Off on The 24-7 Voting Nation (2) · Celebrities, Entertainment, General Humor, General Interest, Lifestyle, Opinion Piece, Political Humor, Sports and Recreation
Yesterday, I talked about how the U.S. has become obsessed with voting. The two most obvious examples are in terms of politics and polling. But voting has also taken over the broadcast airwaves through another medium, TV reality shows.
Tags:Apprentice·comedy·dangling chads·Donald Trump·funny·humor·So You Think You can Dance·Survivor