I am becoming Bionic Man. This has been an ongoing process for the past ten years. First, I had my gall bladder removed. Then, two years apart, I had cataract surgery on both eyes. Most recently, I had a hernia operation. I am now being held together by steel thread, sealing wax and dirt. If […]
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Will that be Chicken or Beef?
June 30th, 2009 · Comments Off on Will that be Chicken or Beef? · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Charming, Family Humor, Farce, Funny Aging, Funny Banter, Funny Dialogue Story, Funny Embarrassment, Funny Hospital, Funny Pain, Funny Torture, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Medical Humor, Monster, Slice of Life, Surprise Twists, Travel
Tags:funky chicken·funny Air Canada story·funny airline story·funny cataract surgery story·funny excruciating pain story·funny flight attendant story·funny flying story·funny hernia operation story·funny hospital story·funny matador story·funny Shouldice Clinic story·funny stewardess story·funny zombie story·gall bladder·humor·Shouldice Clinic for hernias
The Bala-Port Carling-Rosseau Axis
June 15th, 2009 · Comments Off on The Bala-Port Carling-Rosseau Axis · Canada Humor, Cottage Life, General Interest, Lifestyle, Sports and Recreation, Travel
Port Carling, Ontario is ground zero for money in Canada. It is dead centre in the heart of Muskoka, lying where the three lakes – Joseph, Muskoka and Rosseau – converge. The place reeks of privilege and entitlement. There is a route that one can drive from Bala, through Port Carling, to the little […]
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