The United States has become the all-voting, all-the-time nation. Furthermore, this is now taking several forms, from the traditional ballot casting and frontrunner polls, through casting off participants in TV reality shows, and on to the notion that certain kinds of gambling can be interpreted as a variety of voting.
Entries Tagged as 'Political Humor'
The 24-7 Voting Nation (1)
September 15th, 2008 · Comments Off on The 24-7 Voting Nation (1) · Economic Humor, Entertainment, General Humor, General Interest, Lifestyle, Opinion Piece, Political Humor
Tags:buying expectations·comedy·consumer confidence·funny·humor·opinion polls·TV reality shows·Wolf Blitzer
Thirteen Ways to Lure American Visitors to Canada
June 23rd, 2008 · Comments Off on Thirteen Ways to Lure American Visitors to Canada · Canada Humor, Celebrities, Economic Humor, Entertainment, General Humor, Lifestyle, Political Humor, Uncategorized
The number of visits by Americans to Canada has dropped way off over the last couple of years. We, as Canadians, have to find ways to turn this situation around. The following are 13 action steps or things to highlight about Canada that will attract U.S. tourists, business associates, relatives and friends back over the […]
Tags:B.C. grass·Canadian beer·Cuba·illegal aliens·Muskoka·Shania Twain·Stargate Atlantis·Tijuana·William Shatner
The Dawning of a Bright New Day in Garbage Collection
June 16th, 2008 · Comments Off on The Dawning of a Bright New Day in Garbage Collection · Canada Humor, Family Humor, General Humor, General Interest, Green Environment, Jokes, Lifestyle, Political Humor, Politicians
The day I have been dreading has finally arrived. Yesterday, a flyer arrived in the mail from the City of Toronto requiring the Carrick family to decide about our future garbage handling requirements. Specifically, we have to choose the size of bins we will need and the resulting extra charge this will entail.
Tags:Barrie·blue bins·City of Toronto·comedy·David Suzuki·dumpsters·funny·garbage collection·green bins·grey bins·Hudson's Bay·humor·London·Michigan·Orillia·recycling·Winnipeg
Reasons to Want to be Governor of the Bank of Canada
May 27th, 2008 · 1 Comment · American Humor, Amusing, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Cute, Economic Humor, Family Humor, Farce, Funny Celebrity, Funny Economy, Funny Government, Funny Politics, Offbeat, Outrageous, Political Humor, Romp, Screwball, Silly, Whimsy, Witty, Zany
There are quite a number of reasons it might be “neat” to be the Governor of the Bank of Canada. Here, arranged in no particular order, are the Top 10. (1) Guv’nor just sounds so great and fits in with this nation’s British heritage. (2) You always win at Monopoly cause you can just print […]
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Crawlers and Spiders and the Art of Headline Puns
May 2nd, 2008 · Comments Off on Crawlers and Spiders and the Art of Headline Puns · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Cute, Economic Humor, Farce, Funny Economy, Funny Headline, Funny Prank, Funny Technology, Lifestyle, Oddball, Offbeat, Political Humor, Puns, Screwball, Slice of Life, Sports and Recreation, Twisted, Whimsy, Witty, Zany
There has been a major casualty of the digital age that you may be noticing only peripherally. Has it entered your consciousness that there are fewer punning headlines anymore?
Tags:Depends·funny diaper story·funny financial markets story·funny Google story·funny headlines story·funny Internet story·funny publishing story·funny search engine story·funny story about puns·funny technology story·funny Yahoo story·humorous headlines·punning headlines·web crawlers and spiders
Deuteronomy No Longer Describes Canada’s Place in the World
April 24th, 2008 · Comments Off on Deuteronomy No Longer Describes Canada’s Place in the World · Canada Humor, Construction Humor, Economic Humor, Economics, General Humor, General Interest, History, Political Humor
Looking for a “big gulp” experience? Fill up your gas guzzler. With gasoline at $1.20 per litre in Canada, it can bring a lump to your throat and tears to your eyes. Yesterday, the Bank of Canada concluded that the Canadian economy is facing a difficult time over the next two years. In an […]
Tags:Alberta Tar Sands·Book of Deuteronomy·Book of Johua·drawers of water·hewers of wood·petro-currency·SAGD
Only One, The Governor of New York
March 17th, 2008 · Comments Off on Only One, The Governor of New York · General Humor, General Interest, Jokes, Lifestyle, Political Humor, Politicians, Sexual Innuendo
In Jeopardy game-show fashion, the recent woes of Eliot Spitzer give rise to the following answer, “Only one, the Governor of New York.” But what are the six questions?
Tags:Client No. 9·comedy·Eliot Spitzer·funny·funny U.S. political stories·Governor of New York·humor·J. Edgar Hoover·morally self-righteous·political scandal
The Curious Meanings of Some Canadian Place Names
March 12th, 2008 · Comments Off on The Curious Meanings of Some Canadian Place Names · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Economic Humor, Funny Absurd, Funny Canada, Funny Language, Funny Outrageous, Funny Toronto, Jokes, Lifestyle, Political Humor, Public Speaking
When I started out in this business, back in the 1970s, I would often leave Toronto and travel to the “hinterland” to make economic presentations before somewhat skeptical audiences. Many times, I was told the old joke, what’s the definition of an expert? An expert is some son-of-a-gun from Toronto with slides. I’ve cleaned up […]
Tags:Canada·Don Valley Parkway·Edmonton·funny Canadian place names story·funny centre of the universe story·funny meaning of Calgary story·funny meaning of Toronto story·hand in your pocket·humor·Ottawa·Toronto·Vancouver