The following are the jounal entries of Mr. Justin Smythe, a gentleman hobby farmer living outside the lovely theatre community of Stratford, Ontario where a widely-known Shakespearean festival is held each year. Mr. Smythe’s life proceeds quietly as he tends his cattle and occasionally takes walks in 30 acres he has set aside on his property for […]
Entries Tagged as 'Monster'
One Thousand Years of Baked Goods
March 6th, 2010 · 9 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Children and Pets, Coming of Age, Drugs, Fairy Tale, Family, Family Humor, Family Tragedy, Funny Fable, Funny Horror, Funny Murder, Horror, Jokes, Lifestyle, Monster, Murder, Murder Mystery, Not As It Seems, Puns, Supernatural, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Whimsy
Tags:Allen Ginsberg·Black Forest·Chambord·Frangelica·funny bakery shop story·funny brother and sister story·funny fable·funny fairy tale story·funny Hansel and Gretel story·funny murder story·funny mushrooms story·funny pie story·funny witch story·Grand Marnier·Kahlua·modern fairy tale·mushroom farming horror story·Sweeney Todd·Timothy Leary
The Freeze Dried Monster on the Skyway
December 12th, 2009 · 7 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, Architecture, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Christmas, Family Humor, Funny Horror, Funny Monster, Funny Paranormal, Funny Scary, Funny Science Fiction, Funny Torture, General Humor, General Interest, Jokes, Lifestyle, Monster, Political Humor, Satire, Science Fiction, Technology Advances
Gerry Westerfield was the kind of 25- to 30-year-old who disappears into the background. He grew his mat-black hair long, cultivated a beard and was perpetually attired in denim. He’d studied computer science at Sir Wilfred Laurier University but hadn’t quite earned his degree. There was no question he was a savant when it came to […]
Tags:Air Canada Centre·Burlington Skyway·Festival of Lights·funny 12 days of christmas·funny cyberspace story·funny hacking story·funny horror·funny IT expert story·funny monster story·funny paranormal·funny scary·funny school concert story·funny software analyst story·Hercules transport plane·Niagara Falls·Osama Bin Laden·Queen Elizabeth Way·Silent Night
Will that be Chicken or Beef?
June 30th, 2009 · Comments Off on Will that be Chicken or Beef? · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Charming, Family Humor, Farce, Funny Aging, Funny Banter, Funny Dialogue Story, Funny Embarrassment, Funny Hospital, Funny Pain, Funny Torture, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Medical Humor, Monster, Slice of Life, Surprise Twists, Travel
I am becoming Bionic Man. This has been an ongoing process for the past ten years. First, I had my gall bladder removed. Then, two years apart, I had cataract surgery on both eyes. Most recently, I had a hernia operation. I am now being held together by steel thread, sealing wax and dirt. If […]
Tags:funky chicken·funny Air Canada story·funny airline story·funny cataract surgery story·funny excruciating pain story·funny flight attendant story·funny flying story·funny hernia operation story·funny hospital story·funny matador story·funny Shouldice Clinic story·funny stewardess story·funny zombie story·gall bladder·humor·Shouldice Clinic for hernias
Spotting the Space Aliens Among Us
May 4th, 2009 · Comments Off on Spotting the Space Aliens Among Us · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Cute, Entertainment, Family Humor, Fantasy, Funny Aliens, Funny Dog, Funny Science Fiction, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Monster, Oddball, Offbeat, Outrageous, Puns, Satire, Science Fiction, Screwball, Silly, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Whimsy, Witty, Zany
If there really are space aliens living among us, they should be fairly easy to identify. The following are some of the tell-tale signs. Once you know them, they seem obvious. Just the same, it’s advisable to have them here for reference. (1) They know a lot more about astronomy than seems good for […]
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