Port Carling, Ontario is ground zero for money in Canada. It is dead centre in the heart of Muskoka, lying where the three lakes – Joseph, Muskoka and Rosseau – converge. The place reeks of privilege and entitlement. There is a route that one can drive from Bala, through Port Carling, to the little […]
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The Bala-Port Carling-Rosseau Axis
June 15th, 2009 · Comments Off on The Bala-Port Carling-Rosseau Axis · Canada Humor, Cottage Life, General Interest, Lifestyle, Sports and Recreation, Travel
Tags:Bala·Blue Mountain·Collingwood·eye candy·Georgian Bay·Lake Joseph·Muskoka·Port Carling·Precambrian Shield·Rosseau·triathlon·Wasaga Beach
The Frightening World of Drug Disclaimers
May 29th, 2009 · 3 Comments · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Clash of the Sexes, Cute, Drugs, Economic Humor, Economics, Family, Family Humor, General Humor, General Interest, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Medical Humor, Puns, Satire, Sexual Innuendo, Slice of Life, Surprise Twists
During a recession, some companies buck the trend. For example, shoe repair stores and the makers of Spam have seen sales soar. Macdonalds and Wal-Mart are experiencing an influx of customers. All the trouble that people are having coping means the drug companies will probably do okay as well. In fact, more than just okay. They’ll […]
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A Year in Residence at Canada’s Most Exclusive School
May 10th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Academics, American Humor, Architecture, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Coming of Age, Funny Sports, General Humor, General Interest, Ghost Story, History, Human Nature, Lifestyle, Literary, Nostalgia, Not As It Seems, Opinion Piece, School Days, Slice of Life, University
I have decided to write about the year I lived in residence in Massey College at the University of Toronto because I have a bad feeling about post-war “baby boomers”. Having had some experience with human nature, and aging parents, I know the boomer generation is likely to become quite nostalgic as the years plod on. I […]
Tags:funny academic story·funny coming of age story·funny croquet story·funny life changing story·funny literary reading story·funny Massey College story·funny nostalgia story·funny residence story·funny school days story·funny student story·funny university story·Gaudy Night·Godfather·John Wyndham·Massey College·Michael Corleone·nostalgia·Raymond Massey·reunions·Robertson Davies·Ron Thom·Vincent Massey
Let the Robots Run the Place
April 29th, 2009 · Comments Off on Let the Robots Run the Place · Economic Humor, General Humor, General Interest, Lifestyle, Political Humor
It appears that Washington and the unions are set to take over control at GM. This opens the hatch to some weird possibilities. For starters, you know how governments can mess things up. Don’t be surprised if General Motors is appointed to the Joint Chiefs of Staff. He is a high-ranking officer, after all. […]
Tags:auto sector bailouts·comedy·eco-friendly·Elvis·funny·General Motors·green autos·humor·Vegas Wedding
Revenge of the Beaster Bunny
April 13th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Cute, Easter, Entertainment, Fairy Tale, Family, Family Humor, Funny Horror, General Humor, General Interest, Jokes, Lifestyle, Not As It Seems, Storytelling, Supernatural, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Uncategorized, Whimsy, Witty
You could tell these two had been at it, off and on, for years. The sparks were so intense and the language so extreme. Accusations were lobbed back and forth and concussive blasts figuratively shook the firmament. It was the dead of night, but the heat of anger made it seem bright as day.
Tags:comedy·Easter·Easter Bunny·Easter Sunday·Family Humor·funny·funny Easter Bunny story·funny Easter story·funny family stories·funny tooth fairy story·hippity-hoppity·holding a grudge·humor·loose tooth·take no prisoners·Tooth Fairy
There can only ever be the One Dog
March 31st, 2009 · 1 Comment · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Charming, Children and Pets, Coming of Age, Cottage Life, Cute, Family, Family Humor, Feel Good, Funny Animal, Funny Dog, Funny Family, General Humor, General Interest, Heartwarming, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Lyrical, Nostalgia, Oddball, Offbeat, Outrageous, Screwball, Slice of Life, Sports and Recreation, Uplifting, Whimsy, Witty
Now that I’m in my sixties, I have to work a little harder to remember that snow has provided some of the best moments of my life. When I’m out walking our dog, Daisy, after a heavy downfall, the beauty can leave me awestruck and feeling young again. The smell of the ozone goes straight to one’s […]
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A Few Good Fortune Tellers
February 21st, 2009 · Comments Off on A Few Good Fortune Tellers · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Charming, Economic Humor, Entertainment, Funny Crystal Ball, Funny Economy, Funny Gambling, Funny Lottery, Funny Spoiler Alert, Funny Stock Market, Funny Weather, General Humor, General Interest, Human Nature, Lifestyle, Screwball, Slice of Life, Sports and Recreation
Fortune telling is a profession that seems to have fallen by the wayside. When some old black and white movie finds its way onto TV, it’s great to see a wild-eyed gypsy lady pull out her crystal ball and start to prognosticate. In most of these thrillers, after telling the truth, things don’t turn out […]
Tags:blow up real good·funny casino story·funny crystal ball story·funny fortune teller story·funny gambling on sports story·funny gambling story·funny spoiler alert story·funny stock market story·funny tax story·professional sports
Canadian Male Pick-up Lines
February 7th, 2009 · 2 Comments · American Humor, Armed Forces Lifestyle, Bad Taste, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Clash of the Sexes, Coming of Age, Cute, Family Humor, Funny Sex, General Humor, General Interest, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Oddball, Offbeat, Outrageous, Puns, Romance, Satire, Screwball, Seduction, Sexual Innuendo, Slice of Life, Sports and Recreation, Tasteless, Twisted, Witty, Zany
In the quest for mates, various species of Canadian males have their own unique and surprisingly successful “pick-up” or “come-on” lines they use in drinking establishments, shopping mall food courts and wherever else potential female companionship is to be found. Here are a few of them. I know these are effective, because I’ve tried several […]
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The Reader is a Movie to See and Not Just Hear About
January 26th, 2009 · Comments Off on The Reader is a Movie to See and Not Just Hear About · Celebrities, Drama, Entertainment, Famous Actors, General Interest, History, Movies, Romance
Where did Kate Winslet come from? I mean the actress, not the person. Kate Winslet the person comes from the United Kingdom and a family with a background in the theatre. Kate Winslet the actress started life in a small film called Heavenly Creatures as an almost mindless teenager who commits a senseless and premeditated […]
Tags:David Kross·Hanna Schmitz·Heavenly Creatures·Kate Winslet·Lena Olin·Oscar nominations·Ralph Fiennes·The Reader·Titanic
TYBA Projects
January 5th, 2009 · Comments Off on TYBA Projects · Architecture, Art History, Celebrities, Construction, Economics, General Interest, Lifestyle
Frank Gehry’s design of the Guggenheim Museum in Bilbao, Spain, has launched a new age of stunning architecture. Other examples include the Burj al-Arab hotel tower in Dubai (sailboat appearance), the new Milwaukee Art Museum (resembling a bird in flight) and the addition to the Ontario College of Art and Design in Toronto (on […]
Tags:Burj-al-Arab hotel·Daniel Liebeskind·Frank Gehry·Guggenheim Museum·Milwaukee Art Museum·Norman Foster·Ontario College of Art and Design·philanthropic efforts·Santiago Calatrava·tourism magnets