North of the city, this past weekend, I eaves-dropped on the following conversation in a local diner. MAN: Do ya suppose it’s okay to bury Barry in Barrie? WOMAN: He wouldn’t have wanted it any other way. MAN: Bad how he bought it, though.
Entries Tagged as 'General Humor'
Catching Up on the Not So Local News
August 19th, 2009 · Comments Off on Catching Up on the Not So Local News · Allegory or Fairy Tale, Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Family Humor, General Humor, General Interest, Jokes, Lifestyle, Puns, Romance, Sexual Innuendo
Tags:Canadian place names·funny Canada stories·funny family stories·humor·laughter·Puns
Twitter Bits
August 14th, 2009 · Comments Off on Twitter Bits · Children and Pets, Family Humor, Funny Dog, General Humor, General Interest, Jokes, Lifestyle, Puns
You have to like Twitter. It yields access to large numbers of people that one could not otherwise reach. Through “following” and “followers”, direct messages and other commands it is a far more powerful tool than its simplistic design suggests. However, its drawbacks are obvious. First is the brevity with which one’s message appears on […]
Tags:Hilary Clinton·humor·Jokes·Kim Jong Il·laughter·NRA·Puns·ridiculous stories·Twitter·URLs
Every Family Lives by Its Sayings
August 12th, 2009 · Comments Off on Every Family Lives by Its Sayings · American Humor, British Humour, Canada Humor, Charming, Children and Pets, Coming of Age, Cute, Family, Family Humor, Feel Good, Funny Family, Funny Parable, Funny Sayings, General Humor, General Interest, Heartwarming, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Nostalgia, Oddball, Offbeat, Puns, Screwball, Slice of Life, Sweet, Uplifting, Whimsy, Witty, Zany
“When one scoop of ice cream is too much, two scoops can sometimes be just right.” That was something my wife, Donna, said one summer evening – perhaps unwittingly, we’ve never been quite sure – when the family walked to the local ice cream parlour for a cool treat. Then she demonstrated her belief in this […]
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The Frightening World of Drug Disclaimers
May 29th, 2009 · 3 Comments · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Clash of the Sexes, Cute, Drugs, Economic Humor, Economics, Family, Family Humor, General Humor, General Interest, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Medical Humor, Puns, Satire, Sexual Innuendo, Slice of Life, Surprise Twists
During a recession, some companies buck the trend. For example, shoe repair stores and the makers of Spam have seen sales soar. Macdonalds and Wal-Mart are experiencing an influx of customers. All the trouble that people are having coping means the drug companies will probably do okay as well. In fact, more than just okay. They’ll […]
Tags:arsenic·drug disclaimers·funny disclaimer story·funny drug disclaimers·funny drugs story·funny hypochondria·funny medical story·funny pharmaceuticals story·funny recession story·funny side effects story·funny telemarketer story·joke about drug store·joke about druggist·Macdonalds·spontaneous combustion·Wal-Mart
A Year in Residence at Canada’s Most Exclusive School
May 10th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Academics, American Humor, Architecture, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Coming of Age, Funny Sports, General Humor, General Interest, Ghost Story, History, Human Nature, Lifestyle, Literary, Nostalgia, Not As It Seems, Opinion Piece, School Days, Slice of Life, University
I have decided to write about the year I lived in residence in Massey College at the University of Toronto because I have a bad feeling about post-war “baby boomers”. Having had some experience with human nature, and aging parents, I know the boomer generation is likely to become quite nostalgic as the years plod on. I […]
Tags:funny academic story·funny coming of age story·funny croquet story·funny life changing story·funny literary reading story·funny Massey College story·funny nostalgia story·funny residence story·funny school days story·funny student story·funny university story·Gaudy Night·Godfather·John Wyndham·Massey College·Michael Corleone·nostalgia·Raymond Massey·reunions·Robertson Davies·Ron Thom·Vincent Massey
Let the Robots Run the Place
April 29th, 2009 · Comments Off on Let the Robots Run the Place · Economic Humor, General Humor, General Interest, Lifestyle, Political Humor
It appears that Washington and the unions are set to take over control at GM. This opens the hatch to some weird possibilities. For starters, you know how governments can mess things up. Don’t be surprised if General Motors is appointed to the Joint Chiefs of Staff. He is a high-ranking officer, after all. […]
Tags:auto sector bailouts·comedy·eco-friendly·Elvis·funny·General Motors·green autos·humor·Vegas Wedding
Celebrity Greeters at Wal-Mart Continued
April 15th, 2009 · 1 Comment · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Cute, Family Humor, Famous Actors, Farce, Funny Banter, Funny Celebrity, Funny Sayings, Funny Shopping, Funny Workplace, General Humor, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Offbeat, Puns, Romp, Screwball, Silly, Whimsy, Witty, Workplace, Zany
In an earlier blog entry, I introduced the possibility of celebrities, when their careers end or hit a dry spell, finding employment as “greeters” at Wal-Mart. Some of them would have rather obvious opening lines when you walk through the doors to go shopping.
Tags:Bardem·Clooney·Cruise·Eastwood·funny celebrity story·funny making stuff up story·funny nonsense story·funny retirement story·funny shopping story·funny Wal-Mart greeter story·funny Wal-Mart story·funny well-known sayings story·funny workplace story·Letterman·Lohan·McCain·Nicolson·offbeat·Pitt·Schwarzenegger·Tiger Woods·Winfrey
Revenge of the Beaster Bunny
April 13th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Cute, Easter, Entertainment, Fairy Tale, Family, Family Humor, Funny Horror, General Humor, General Interest, Jokes, Lifestyle, Not As It Seems, Storytelling, Supernatural, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Uncategorized, Whimsy, Witty
You could tell these two had been at it, off and on, for years. The sparks were so intense and the language so extreme. Accusations were lobbed back and forth and concussive blasts figuratively shook the firmament. It was the dead of night, but the heat of anger made it seem bright as day.
Tags:comedy·Easter·Easter Bunny·Easter Sunday·Family Humor·funny·funny Easter Bunny story·funny Easter story·funny family stories·funny tooth fairy story·hippity-hoppity·holding a grudge·humor·loose tooth·take no prisoners·Tooth Fairy
There can only ever be the One Dog
March 31st, 2009 · 1 Comment · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Charming, Children and Pets, Coming of Age, Cottage Life, Cute, Family, Family Humor, Feel Good, Funny Animal, Funny Dog, Funny Family, General Humor, General Interest, Heartwarming, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Lyrical, Nostalgia, Oddball, Offbeat, Outrageous, Screwball, Slice of Life, Sports and Recreation, Uplifting, Whimsy, Witty
Now that I’m in my sixties, I have to work a little harder to remember that snow has provided some of the best moments of my life. When I’m out walking our dog, Daisy, after a heavy downfall, the beauty can leave me awestruck and feeling young again. The smell of the ozone goes straight to one’s […]
Tags:Caesar·dog-whispering ways·funny cottage story·funny dog on fire story·funny dog story·funny pet story·funny roll in dead fish story·funny skunk story·funny snowball fight story·heartwarming pet story·humor·lab and boxer cross·nostalgic pet story·offbeat pet story·Olympic-calibre athlete·pure-bred boxer·screwball pet story·tomato juice bath·whimsical pet story
A Few Good Fortune Tellers
February 21st, 2009 · Comments Off on A Few Good Fortune Tellers · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Charming, Economic Humor, Entertainment, Funny Crystal Ball, Funny Economy, Funny Gambling, Funny Lottery, Funny Spoiler Alert, Funny Stock Market, Funny Weather, General Humor, General Interest, Human Nature, Lifestyle, Screwball, Slice of Life, Sports and Recreation
Fortune telling is a profession that seems to have fallen by the wayside. When some old black and white movie finds its way onto TV, it’s great to see a wild-eyed gypsy lady pull out her crystal ball and start to prognosticate. In most of these thrillers, after telling the truth, things don’t turn out […]
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