It’s fun to take a well-known phrase, one that is crying out for a punch line, and see what you can do with it. It doesn’t have to be too literal or necessarily even make that much sense, as long as it brings a smile to your face. Free associate and see where […]
Entries Tagged as 'Entertainment'
Providing a Punch Line – A Fun Writing Exercise
November 12th, 2008 · Comments Off on Providing a Punch Line – A Fun Writing Exercise · Entertainment, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Sexual Innuendo, Sports and Recreation
Tags:break and enter·comedy·corkscrew·emissions test·funny·GPS·humor·lemonade stand·neighbourhood watch·property value·side saddle·think outside the box
The NFL as All My Children
October 27th, 2008 · Comments Off on The NFL as All My Children · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Drama, Entertainment, Funny Celebrity, Funny Character Study, Funny Competition, Funny Editorial, Funny Sports, Lifestyle, Opinion Piece, Parable, Sports and Recreation
The one spectator sport I am still really interested in is the NFL on television and I have to admit it may not be for the best of reasons.
Tags:biggest show on earth·funny blimp story·funny ex-jock story·funny exaggerated hype story·funny football story·funny gladiators and lions story·funny good guys versus bad guys story·funny instant replay story·funny neanderthals story·funny NFL story·funny overblown hype story·funny quarterback story·funny redemption story·funny soap opera story·funny sports commentators story·funny stuff of legends story·funny Super Bowl story·funny winners and losers story
To Whom it June Concern
October 20th, 2008 · 3 Comments · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Construction, Construction Humor, Crossed Wires, Cute, Economic Humor, Economics, Entertainment, Farce, Funny Construction, Funny Economy, Funny Office, Funny Technology, Funny Workplace, Lifestyle, Puns, Screwball, Slice of Life, Surprise Twists, Technology Advances, Twisted, Whimsy, Witty
I have a story from my workplace I think encapsulates an awful lot of what is so crazy about the modern business world. It involves computers and automatic updating processes and the vast potential that exists for things to go sadly and sometimes hilariously wrong, despite our best intentions.
Tags:escalation contract·funny COLA story·funny construction costs story·funny crossed wires story·funny high-tech story·funny key-punching story·funny modern business world story·funny office blunder story·funny office snafu·funny office story·funny screw-ups·ridiculous office mistake story·search and replace function·To Whom it May Concern
The 24-7 Voting Nation (2)
September 16th, 2008 · Comments Off on The 24-7 Voting Nation (2) · Celebrities, Entertainment, General Humor, General Interest, Lifestyle, Opinion Piece, Political Humor, Sports and Recreation
Yesterday, I talked about how the U.S. has become obsessed with voting. The two most obvious examples are in terms of politics and polling. But voting has also taken over the broadcast airwaves through another medium, TV reality shows.
Tags:Apprentice·comedy·dangling chads·Donald Trump·funny·humor·So You Think You can Dance·Survivor
The 24-7 Voting Nation (1)
September 15th, 2008 · Comments Off on The 24-7 Voting Nation (1) · Economic Humor, Entertainment, General Humor, General Interest, Lifestyle, Opinion Piece, Political Humor
The United States has become the all-voting, all-the-time nation. Furthermore, this is now taking several forms, from the traditional ballot casting and frontrunner polls, through casting off participants in TV reality shows, and on to the notion that certain kinds of gambling can be interpreted as a variety of voting.
Tags:buying expectations·comedy·consumer confidence·funny·humor·opinion polls·TV reality shows·Wolf Blitzer
What’s Red, Pretty and Prickly?
August 26th, 2008 · Comments Off on What’s Red, Pretty and Prickly? · Canada Humor, Construction, Construction Humor, Entertainment, Family Humor, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Medical Humor
The post-WWII baby boom generation is getting older and this means looming health problems. It is a prime reason for expecting strong medical-care and nursing home construction in the years ahead.
Tags:baby boomers·cataract surgery·comedy·floral gifts·funny·hip replacement·humor·joke·knee replacement·memory loss·roses
What’s Happened to Jokes Isn’t Funny
August 25th, 2008 · Comments Off on What’s Happened to Jokes Isn’t Funny · Celebrities, Economic Humor, Economics, Entertainment, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Public Speaking
A good joke is a thing of beauty. Furthermore, shorter is often better than longer. For example, did you hear about the couple who met while bungee jumping? They got married on the rebound. Yes? No? Maybe?
Tags:Adam Smith·comedy·funny·humor·Jerry Seinfeld·joke·Martin Lawrence·politically incorrect·Ray Romano·situation comedies·Wealth of Nations
Ode to an Audience (Part 2 of 3)
August 6th, 2008 · Comments Off on Ode to an Audience (Part 2 of 3) · American Humor, Amusing, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Cop Humor, Crossed Wires, Drama, Economic Humor, Economics, Entertainment, Farce, Funny Banter, Funny Dialogue Story, Funny Embarrassment, Funny Workplace, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Offbeat, Public Speaking, Romp, Screwball, Zany
This story picks up from yesterday when I started to describe one particularly strange day I had last fall while scheduled to make a public presentation. At this point, I’ve just said my good-byes to the police.
Tags:CNE·comedy·Direct Energy Centre·funny alarm bell story·funny awkward moment story·funny embarrassing story·funny having a bad day story·funny police story·funny public speaking story·funny speech story·funny traffic violation story·speakers' room·wrong gig story
Which Letter of the Alphabet is the Funniest?
July 7th, 2008 · 10 Comments · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Cute, Entertainment, Family Humor, Funny Celebrity, Funny Editorial, Funny Language, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Lyrical, Movies, Outrageous, Prose Poetry, Puns, Sardonic, Sexual Innuendo, Slice of Life, Surprise Twists, Whimsy, Witty
In the movie, The French Connection, the Gene Hackman character, “Popeye” Doyle, asks one of the drug- dealing suspects if he is still “picking his toes in Poughkeepsie?” He knew one of the great secrets of comedy. The letter “p” is the funniest letter of the alphabet.
Tags:French Connection·funny·funny alphabet story·funny language story·funny linguistics story·funny tongue twisters story·funny vocabulary story·Gene Hackman·letters of the alphabet·light hearted·linguistic puns·paso doble·Peach Pit·Peter Piper·Pocahontas·Porky Pig·puddy tat·Punxsutawney·Spongebob Squarepants·Tweety Bird·W.C. Fields
Thirteen Ways to Lure American Visitors to Canada
June 23rd, 2008 · Comments Off on Thirteen Ways to Lure American Visitors to Canada · Canada Humor, Celebrities, Economic Humor, Entertainment, General Humor, Lifestyle, Political Humor, Uncategorized
The number of visits by Americans to Canada has dropped way off over the last couple of years. We, as Canadians, have to find ways to turn this situation around. The following are 13 action steps or things to highlight about Canada that will attract U.S. tourists, business associates, relatives and friends back over the […]
Tags:B.C. grass·Canadian beer·Cuba·illegal aliens·Muskoka·Shania Twain·Stargate Atlantis·Tijuana·William Shatner