Sometimes, I feel worn out and I think I know what the problem is. It’s the extra five minutes. You must know what I mean. We’ve all been saddled with a whole list of extra chores that nominally are supposed to take five minutes each, but often take longer. Plus just about everything now takes five minutes more than it should or used to anyway.
Entries Tagged as 'Entertainment'
The Five Minutes that will Nickel and Dime You to Death
April 22nd, 2009 · Comments Off on The Five Minutes that will Nickel and Dime You to Death · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Entertainment, Family Humor, Funny Editorial, Funny Rant, Lifestyle
Tags:comedy·funny·funny editorial rant·humor·nanny state·onerous chores·phone messages·scratch and win·telemarketers
Revenge of the Beaster Bunny
April 13th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Cute, Easter, Entertainment, Fairy Tale, Family, Family Humor, Funny Horror, General Humor, General Interest, Jokes, Lifestyle, Not As It Seems, Storytelling, Supernatural, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Uncategorized, Whimsy, Witty
You could tell these two had been at it, off and on, for years. The sparks were so intense and the language so extreme. Accusations were lobbed back and forth and concussive blasts figuratively shook the firmament. It was the dead of night, but the heat of anger made it seem bright as day.
Tags:comedy·Easter·Easter Bunny·Easter Sunday·Family Humor·funny·funny Easter Bunny story·funny Easter story·funny family stories·funny tooth fairy story·hippity-hoppity·holding a grudge·humor·loose tooth·take no prisoners·Tooth Fairy
A Few Good Fortune Tellers
February 21st, 2009 · Comments Off on A Few Good Fortune Tellers · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Charming, Economic Humor, Entertainment, Funny Crystal Ball, Funny Economy, Funny Gambling, Funny Lottery, Funny Spoiler Alert, Funny Stock Market, Funny Weather, General Humor, General Interest, Human Nature, Lifestyle, Screwball, Slice of Life, Sports and Recreation
Fortune telling is a profession that seems to have fallen by the wayside. When some old black and white movie finds its way onto TV, it’s great to see a wild-eyed gypsy lady pull out her crystal ball and start to prognosticate. In most of these thrillers, after telling the truth, things don’t turn out […]
Tags:blow up real good·funny casino story·funny crystal ball story·funny fortune teller story·funny gambling on sports story·funny gambling story·funny spoiler alert story·funny stock market story·funny tax story·professional sports
The Reader is a Movie to See and Not Just Hear About
January 26th, 2009 · Comments Off on The Reader is a Movie to See and Not Just Hear About · Celebrities, Drama, Entertainment, Famous Actors, General Interest, History, Movies, Romance
Where did Kate Winslet come from? I mean the actress, not the person. Kate Winslet the person comes from the United Kingdom and a family with a background in the theatre. Kate Winslet the actress started life in a small film called Heavenly Creatures as an almost mindless teenager who commits a senseless and premeditated […]
Tags:David Kross·Hanna Schmitz·Heavenly Creatures·Kate Winslet·Lena Olin·Oscar nominations·Ralph Fiennes·The Reader·Titanic
Marriage and Multi-tasking
January 19th, 2009 · 1 Comment · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Charming, Children and Pets, Cottage Life, Cute, Entertainment, Family, Family Humor, Feel Good, Funny Family, Funny Workplace, Heartwarming, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Nostalgia, Not As It Seems, Oddball, Offbeat, Screwball, Seduction, Slice of Life, Sports and Recreation, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Uplifting, Wedding, Whimsy
My wife and I had kind of a unique wedding. We sort of eloped, but then we also bought the farm on the same day – literally, not figuratively. And our only child at the time, Tom, aged 12, was my best man. Donna and I were due to get married, so we arranged for […]
Tags:charming·comedy·cute·dating services·funny courting story·funny dating story·funny eloping story·funny family story·funny real estate story·funny wedding story·glamorous lives·gold and silver·heartwarming·humor·oddball·offbeat·particle board·property transaction·scotch pine·screwball·stalking
Food, Fashion, Finances, Family and Fun
December 31st, 2008 · Comments Off on Food, Fashion, Finances, Family and Fun · Entertainment, Family Humor, General Humor, Lifestyle
Since the purpose of a blog may partly be to make arbitrary and outrageous (sometimes silly?) statements, let me say that most interests in life can be categorized to one of five “f’s” – food, fashion, finances, family and fun. I used to worry about the fact that in my blog entries, I have […]
Tags:Art History·carpentry·comedy·dating·funny·gardening·Harold Ballard·humor·Maple Leafs·NFL·photography·reading·Science Fiction
The Tooth Fairy must Work for the Government
December 22nd, 2008 · Comments Off on The Tooth Fairy must Work for the Government · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Charming, Children and Pets, Cute, Entertainment, Fairy Tale, Family Humor, Farce, Feel Good, Funny Family, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Offbeat, Puns, Screwball, Silly, Slice of Life, Sweet, Whimsy, Witty, Zany
Once again, last night, the tooth fairy missed coming to our house. Unfortunately, this is a common occurrence. Donna is concerned this paints a poor picture of us as parents. At least Donna feels guilty. It hardly even registers with me.
Tags:Big Bad Wolf·climate change·comedy·e-Bay·funny·funny fairy tale characters·funny lame excuses·funny parenting story·funny raising children story·funny tooth fairy story·funny tooth story·humor·Maple Leafs·Pinocchio·sub-prime mortgage mess·Tinker Bell·Tooth Fairy
The Misadventures of Watching Movies at Home with the Kids (1)
December 1st, 2008 · 1 Comment · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Charming, Children and Pets, Cute, Entertainment, Family Humor, Famous Actors, Feel Good, Funny Celebrity, Funny Editorial, Funny Embarrassment, Funny Family, Funny Generation Gap, Funny Rant, Heartwarming, Human Nature, Lifestyle, Movies, Nostalgia, Opinion Piece, Slice of Life, Sweet
There are few things in life much more fun than taking the kids to a movie in an actual theatre. You load up on popcorn, Pepsi and Twizzlers; the lights go down; the sound starts to reverberate; and the fun begins. You look over and your youngest ones are looking up at the screen, wide-eyed […]
Tags:Christopher Reeves·funny awkward moment story·funny changing tastes story·funny embarassing moment story·funny family story·funny Godfather story·funny movie review story·funny parenting story·funny popcorn and twizzlers story·funny raising children story·funny superman story·Marlon Brando
A Mathematical Proof Economists are Sexy
November 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Cute, Economic Humor, Entertainment, Funny Banter, Funny Celebrity, Funny Economy, Funny Erotica, Funny Husband and Wife Banter, Funny R-rated, Funny Sayings, Funny Sex, Funny Sports, Funny Writing Story, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Puns, Satire, Sexual Innuendo, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Whimsy, Witty
My wife, Donna, writes crime novels, five of them so far. It’s hard to get published these days, for a variety of reasons, and Donna is self-publishing. She has an Internet site, but also knows how important it is to network. As part of this effort, she attends functions of Sisters in Crime and […]
Tags:Crime Writers of Canada·funny doctor story·funny economics story·funny funeral directors story·funny lawyer story·funny professional athlete story·funny self-publishing story·funny sexual allure story·funny sexy economist story·funny sports hero story·funny sports story·funny story about graphs·funny story about the sex trade·funny undertaker story·funny undertakers story·Sisters in Crime
The Most Serious Letter in the Alphabet
November 17th, 2008 · Comments Off on The Most Serious Letter in the Alphabet · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Cute, Entertainment, Family Humor, Funny Editorial, Funny Language, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Literary, Lyrical, Not As It Seems, Opinion Piece, Outrageous, Puns, Sardonic, Satire, Slice of Life, Surprise Twists, Whimsy, Witty
In an earlier blog entry, I discussed how “P” is the funniest letter in the alphabet. Today, I’m going to argue the letter “L” is the most serious. “L” is used for Legal and Licenses. People speak about obeying the Letter of the Law. Hopefully, the best-made things Last. When we’re enjoying ourselves, we want […]
Tags:funny A-frame story·funny alphabet story·funny Harry Potter story·funny language of love story·funny language story·funny linguistic story·funny literary story·funny verbal gymnastics·gout·language puns·mean median mode·middle of the road·playing with the language·Snape·swiss chalet