It appears that Washington and the unions are set to take over control at GM. This opens the hatch to some weird possibilities. For starters, you know how governments can mess things up. Don’t be surprised if General Motors is appointed to the Joint Chiefs of Staff. He is a high-ranking officer, after all. […]
Entries Tagged as 'Economic Humor'
Let the Robots Run the Place
April 29th, 2009 · Comments Off on Let the Robots Run the Place · Economic Humor, General Humor, General Interest, Lifestyle, Political Humor
Tags:auto sector bailouts·comedy·eco-friendly·Elvis·funny·General Motors·green autos·humor·Vegas Wedding
A Few Good Fortune Tellers
February 21st, 2009 · Comments Off on A Few Good Fortune Tellers · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Charming, Economic Humor, Entertainment, Funny Crystal Ball, Funny Economy, Funny Gambling, Funny Lottery, Funny Spoiler Alert, Funny Stock Market, Funny Weather, General Humor, General Interest, Human Nature, Lifestyle, Screwball, Slice of Life, Sports and Recreation
Fortune telling is a profession that seems to have fallen by the wayside. When some old black and white movie finds its way onto TV, it’s great to see a wild-eyed gypsy lady pull out her crystal ball and start to prognosticate. In most of these thrillers, after telling the truth, things don’t turn out […]
Tags:blow up real good·funny casino story·funny crystal ball story·funny fortune teller story·funny gambling on sports story·funny gambling story·funny spoiler alert story·funny stock market story·funny tax story·professional sports
They’re Giving Them Away
December 31st, 2008 · Comments Off on They’re Giving Them Away · Economic Humor, Family Humor, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle
The Carrick family just replaced its old van with a new one. We’re quite pleased with it. It’s pretty much the same make and model as what we had before, but with some extra features – more storage space and hide-away back seats, as two examples. The new van is a 2008 model and […]
Tags:cargo ship·comedy·funny·helium balloon·humor·kickapoo joy juice·Li'l Abner·Mennonites·odometer·space shuttle
Economics Humor – Take my Dismal Science, Please
December 22nd, 2008 · Comments Off on Economics Humor – Take my Dismal Science, Please · Economic Humor, Economics, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Puns
Economists are not really known for being funny. Let me give you an example. You know the old joke about a man who falls out of a plane and on the way down, he passes another man shooting upward. The first man says, “Do you know anything about parachutes?”
Tags:Bank of China·brakes on inflation·comedy·dismal science·Economics 101·funny·humor·investment accelerators·parachute·propane barbecues
Canada’s Coalition Leaders – No, I’m your Greeter!
December 9th, 2008 · Comments Off on Canada’s Coalition Leaders – No, I’m your Greeter! · Canada Humor, Economic Humor, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Political Humor, Politicians
Who’s in charge of the proposed coalition in Canada’s Parliament? I’ve written before about how political and entertainment celebrities have the potential to work at Wal-Mart as greeters once they retire. With the current recession and possible job losses, these career moves may have to be brought forward.
Tags:Bob Rae·Canadian political humor·coalition government·comedy·funny·funny Canadian political stories·Gilles Duceppe·Governor General·humor·Jack Layton·Michael Ignatieff·Stephane Dion·Stephen Harper
A Mathematical Proof Economists are Sexy
November 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Cute, Economic Humor, Entertainment, Funny Banter, Funny Celebrity, Funny Economy, Funny Erotica, Funny Husband and Wife Banter, Funny R-rated, Funny Sayings, Funny Sex, Funny Sports, Funny Writing Story, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Puns, Satire, Sexual Innuendo, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Whimsy, Witty
My wife, Donna, writes crime novels, five of them so far. It’s hard to get published these days, for a variety of reasons, and Donna is self-publishing. She has an Internet site, but also knows how important it is to network. As part of this effort, she attends functions of Sisters in Crime and […]
Tags:Crime Writers of Canada·funny doctor story·funny economics story·funny funeral directors story·funny lawyer story·funny professional athlete story·funny self-publishing story·funny sexual allure story·funny sexy economist story·funny sports hero story·funny sports story·funny story about graphs·funny story about the sex trade·funny undertaker story·funny undertakers story·Sisters in Crime
To Whom it June Concern
October 20th, 2008 · 3 Comments · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Construction, Construction Humor, Crossed Wires, Cute, Economic Humor, Economics, Entertainment, Farce, Funny Construction, Funny Economy, Funny Office, Funny Technology, Funny Workplace, Lifestyle, Puns, Screwball, Slice of Life, Surprise Twists, Technology Advances, Twisted, Whimsy, Witty
I have a story from my workplace I think encapsulates an awful lot of what is so crazy about the modern business world. It involves computers and automatic updating processes and the vast potential that exists for things to go sadly and sometimes hilariously wrong, despite our best intentions.
Tags:escalation contract·funny COLA story·funny construction costs story·funny crossed wires story·funny high-tech story·funny key-punching story·funny modern business world story·funny office blunder story·funny office snafu·funny office story·funny screw-ups·ridiculous office mistake story·search and replace function·To Whom it May Concern
Three Cities with a Lot in Common: Calgary, Edmonton and Venice
September 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment · American Humor, Amusing, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Construction Humor, Economic Humor, Funny Allegory, Funny Canada, Funny Construction, Funny Economy, Funny Editorial, Funny Geography, Funny Gotcha, Funny Government, Funny History, Funny Outrageous, Funny Politics, Funny Technology, History, Human Nature, Lifestyle, Offbeat, Political Humor
Cities rise and fall. Currently in Canada, Calgary and Edmonton are bursting with commerce and energy as a result of the construction boom in the nearby Oil Sands. However, events can pass a city by more easily than might seem possible. The story of Venice presents a cautionary tale.
Tags:Calgary·Carnival·Edmonton·funny carnival story·funny construction story·funny economics story·funny explorers story·funny history story·funny lifestyle story·funny Oil Sands story·funny party central story·funny party hardy story·funny riches story·funny technology story·Napoleon·Tar Sands·Vasco de Gama·Venice
The 24-7 Voting Nation (1)
September 15th, 2008 · Comments Off on The 24-7 Voting Nation (1) · Economic Humor, Entertainment, General Humor, General Interest, Lifestyle, Opinion Piece, Political Humor
The United States has become the all-voting, all-the-time nation. Furthermore, this is now taking several forms, from the traditional ballot casting and frontrunner polls, through casting off participants in TV reality shows, and on to the notion that certain kinds of gambling can be interpreted as a variety of voting.
Tags:buying expectations·comedy·consumer confidence·funny·humor·opinion polls·TV reality shows·Wolf Blitzer
What’s Happened to Jokes Isn’t Funny
August 25th, 2008 · Comments Off on What’s Happened to Jokes Isn’t Funny · Celebrities, Economic Humor, Economics, Entertainment, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Public Speaking
A good joke is a thing of beauty. Furthermore, shorter is often better than longer. For example, did you hear about the couple who met while bungee jumping? They got married on the rebound. Yes? No? Maybe?
Tags:Adam Smith·comedy·funny·humor·Jerry Seinfeld·joke·Martin Lawrence·politically incorrect·Ray Romano·situation comedies·Wealth of Nations