My wife, Donna, writes crime novels, five of them so far. It’s hard to get published these days, for a variety of reasons, and Donna is self-publishing. She has an Internet site, but also knows how important it is to network. As part of this effort, she attends functions of Sisters in Crime and […]
Entries Tagged as 'American Humor'
A Mathematical Proof Economists are Sexy
November 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Cute, Economic Humor, Entertainment, Funny Banter, Funny Celebrity, Funny Economy, Funny Erotica, Funny Husband and Wife Banter, Funny R-rated, Funny Sayings, Funny Sex, Funny Sports, Funny Writing Story, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Puns, Satire, Sexual Innuendo, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Whimsy, Witty
Tags:Crime Writers of Canada·funny doctor story·funny economics story·funny funeral directors story·funny lawyer story·funny professional athlete story·funny self-publishing story·funny sexual allure story·funny sexy economist story·funny sports hero story·funny sports story·funny story about graphs·funny story about the sex trade·funny undertaker story·funny undertakers story·Sisters in Crime
The Most Serious Letter in the Alphabet
November 17th, 2008 · Comments Off on The Most Serious Letter in the Alphabet · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Cute, Entertainment, Family Humor, Funny Editorial, Funny Language, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Literary, Lyrical, Not As It Seems, Opinion Piece, Outrageous, Puns, Sardonic, Satire, Slice of Life, Surprise Twists, Whimsy, Witty
In an earlier blog entry, I discussed how “P” is the funniest letter in the alphabet. Today, I’m going to argue the letter “L” is the most serious. “L” is used for Legal and Licenses. People speak about obeying the Letter of the Law. Hopefully, the best-made things Last. When we’re enjoying ourselves, we want […]
Tags:funny A-frame story·funny alphabet story·funny Harry Potter story·funny language of love story·funny language story·funny linguistic story·funny literary story·funny verbal gymnastics·gout·language puns·mean median mode·middle of the road·playing with the language·Snape·swiss chalet
The Wise Old Rooster
November 10th, 2008 · Comments Off on The Wise Old Rooster · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, Anthropomorphic, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Charming, Cute, Farce, Funny Generation Gap, Funny Parable, Funny Rant, General Humor, Imagery, Jokes, Lifestyle, Oddball, Offbeat, Romp, Screwball, Sexual Innuendo, Silly, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Whimsy, Zany
The following is an old joke that I have expanded, embellished and tried to make more visual. It helps if you stand up and run around the room, as described below, but I’ll leave that up to your discretion. Here goes.
Tags:amusing·champagne·comedy·funny·funny animal story·funny barnyard story·funny champagne story·funny farmer story·funny flowers story·funny generation gap story·funny parable·funny props story·funny rooster story·funny shotgun story·funny visual story·hen house·hoot·humor·joke
Me, My Wife and My Blog
November 3rd, 2008 · Comments Off on Me, My Wife and My Blog · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Cute, Family Humor, Funny Family, Funny Husband & Wife Story, Funny Husband and Wife Banter, Funny Writing Story, General Humor, Heartwarming, Human Nature, Lifestyle, Romp, Screwball, Silly, Slice of Life, Sweet, Whimsy, Witty, Zany
There is a symbiotic relationship between me, my wife and my blog that tells me I have a really special mate. Here are ten ways in which the three of us interact.
Tags:amusing·comedy·funny·funny blog story·funny dialogue story·funny get a life story·funny husband and wife banter story·funny husband and wife story·funny technology story·funny writing story·humor·off-the-wall phrases·veto power
The NFL as All My Children
October 27th, 2008 · Comments Off on The NFL as All My Children · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Drama, Entertainment, Funny Celebrity, Funny Character Study, Funny Competition, Funny Editorial, Funny Sports, Lifestyle, Opinion Piece, Parable, Sports and Recreation
The one spectator sport I am still really interested in is the NFL on television and I have to admit it may not be for the best of reasons.
Tags:biggest show on earth·funny blimp story·funny ex-jock story·funny exaggerated hype story·funny football story·funny gladiators and lions story·funny good guys versus bad guys story·funny instant replay story·funny neanderthals story·funny NFL story·funny overblown hype story·funny quarterback story·funny redemption story·funny soap opera story·funny sports commentators story·funny stuff of legends story·funny Super Bowl story·funny winners and losers story
To Whom it June Concern
October 20th, 2008 · 3 Comments · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Construction, Construction Humor, Crossed Wires, Cute, Economic Humor, Economics, Entertainment, Farce, Funny Construction, Funny Economy, Funny Office, Funny Technology, Funny Workplace, Lifestyle, Puns, Screwball, Slice of Life, Surprise Twists, Technology Advances, Twisted, Whimsy, Witty
I have a story from my workplace I think encapsulates an awful lot of what is so crazy about the modern business world. It involves computers and automatic updating processes and the vast potential that exists for things to go sadly and sometimes hilariously wrong, despite our best intentions.
Tags:escalation contract·funny COLA story·funny construction costs story·funny crossed wires story·funny high-tech story·funny key-punching story·funny modern business world story·funny office blunder story·funny office snafu·funny office story·funny screw-ups·ridiculous office mistake story·search and replace function·To Whom it May Concern
Dad has a New Hobby
October 8th, 2008 · Comments Off on Dad has a New Hobby · American Humor, Bad Taste, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Cute, Family, Family Humor, Farce, Funny Absurd, Funny Aging, Funny Animal, Funny Character Study, Funny Family, Funny Hobby, Funny Outrageous, Funny Pet, Funny Rude, Lifestyle, Medical Humor, Offbeat, Outrageous, Screwball, Sports and Recreation, Tasteless, Whimsy, Zany
We all live such fast-paced lives these days. How do we fit everything in? I have reviewed my daily routine and come to the conclusion that what I resent most is the time I give over to shaving, bathing, brushing and flossing my teeth, clipping my nails and nose hairs and applying deodorant. I get […]
Tags:Bewitched·boy who cried wolf·Caribbean holiday·comedy·cut the cheese story·fast-paced lives·funny·funny awkward situation story·funny embarassing story·funny farting story·funny hobby story·funny Montezuma's revenge story·funny personal hygiene story·funny restraining order story·funny taking shortcuts story·funny whoopie cushion story·hobby enthusiasts·humor·personal hygiene
Three Cities with a Lot in Common: Calgary, Edmonton and Venice
September 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment · American Humor, Amusing, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Construction Humor, Economic Humor, Funny Allegory, Funny Canada, Funny Construction, Funny Economy, Funny Editorial, Funny Geography, Funny Gotcha, Funny Government, Funny History, Funny Outrageous, Funny Politics, Funny Technology, History, Human Nature, Lifestyle, Offbeat, Political Humor
Cities rise and fall. Currently in Canada, Calgary and Edmonton are bursting with commerce and energy as a result of the construction boom in the nearby Oil Sands. However, events can pass a city by more easily than might seem possible. The story of Venice presents a cautionary tale.
Tags:Calgary·Carnival·Edmonton·funny carnival story·funny construction story·funny economics story·funny explorers story·funny history story·funny lifestyle story·funny Oil Sands story·funny party central story·funny party hardy story·funny riches story·funny technology story·Napoleon·Tar Sands·Vasco de Gama·Venice
Walking Daisy, Over the Dunes and Around the Bend
September 8th, 2008 · Comments Off on Walking Daisy, Over the Dunes and Around the Bend · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Cottage Life, Crossed Wires, Cute, Family, Family Humor, Funny Animal, Funny Character Study, Funny Dog, Funny Embarrassment, Funny Pet, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Outrageous, Slice of Life, Sports and Recreation, Storytelling, Whimsy, Witty
I walk our dog Daisy along the beach at our cottage early in the morning on weekends and holidays whenever I can. It’s absolutely gorgeous and mostly quiet and undisturbed, except for one thing − other dog owners and their canine pets.
Tags:brotherhood of the dog story·Cottage Life·funny beagle story·funny confrontation story·funny cottage story·funny dog story·funny fight with the neighbors story·funny golden retriever story·funny human nature story·funny other people's pets story·funny pet story·funny stoop and scoop story·funny walk along the beach story·funny walking the dog story
SIU Medical Care
September 2nd, 2008 · Comments Off on SIU Medical Care · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Family Humor, Funny Canada, Funny Editorial, Funny Health, Funny Rant, Lifestyle, Medical Humor, Opinion Piece, Sexual Innuendo
Let me begin today by saying that I believe most Canadians are fairly pleased with their government-sponsored health care system. Everybody is covered and you are guaranteed medical attention when you need it. That’s not to say, however, that there aren’t problems.
Tags:comedy·dietician·family doctor·funny·government-sponsored health care·humor·hypochondria·life-skills coach·naturopath·psychoanalyst·yoga instructor