In a vision, he’d once seen another seagull in a top hat dancing at the Trocadero. It was the most elegant thing ever. He became entranced by imagery and longed to give expression to his own special voice. There was no doubt, he was a poet at heart. That’s what his girlfriend, Sandy Barr, told him. Never […]
Entries from September 2009
The Seagull Poet of Butter Bay
September 26th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, Anthropomorphic, Canada Humor, Charming, Cottage Life, Cute, Feel Good, General Humor, General Interest, Heartwarming, Human Nature, Imagery, Jokes, Lifestyle, Longing, Lyrical, Mood, Oddball, Offbeat, Parable, Poetry, Puns, Satire, Screwball, Slice of Life, Storytelling, Surprise Twists, Uplifting, Whimsy, Wishful Thinking
Tags:anthropomorphic·at the beach·beautiful imagery·Edgar Allan Poe·feel good·fish out of water story·funny animal stories·funny cottage stories·funny language stories·heartwarming·Jonathan Livingston Seagull·longing·lyrical·mood piece·Nevermore quoth the raven·prose poetry·storytelling·wishful thinking·writing poetry
No Problem, Excuse Me and the Limits of Civility
September 18th, 2009 · Comments Off on No Problem, Excuse Me and the Limits of Civility · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Family Humor, Funny Celebrity, Funny Editorial, Funny Generation Gap, Funny Rude, Jokes, Lifestyle, Movies, Opinion Piece, Political Humor, Politicians, Sports and Recreation, U.S. Social Commentary
A spate of public rudeness lately has raised the question of how society has come to this sorry pass. Kanye West in the world of hip hop, Serena Williams in tennis and Joe Wilson in Washington’s political hot house all stepped over the traditional bounds of civility in the past week. What are the trends that […]
Tags:decline of civilization story·Donald Trump·funny bad behavior story·funny bone to pick story·funny celebrity story·funny impolite story·funny no excuse story·funny people are rude story·funny politics story·funny rant·funny sports story·Joe Wilson·Kanye West·Omarosa·rude sales staff story·Serena Williams·society going to hell in handbasket story
Knowing when You’ve had Enough of Your Summer Holiday
September 12th, 2009 · Comments Off on Knowing when You’ve had Enough of Your Summer Holiday · American Humor, Amusing, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Charming, Children and Pets, Cottage Life, Family Humor, Funny Dog, Funny Family, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Medical Humor, Offbeat, Outrageous, Screwball, Silly, Slice of Life, Whimsy
Now that the weather has turned a little cooler, it’s easy to grow nostalgic about the warm relaxing days of summer. But it’s worth remembering that those days weren’t perfect either. I knew this day would come, so I wrote down a quick summary of some of the little annoyances that made me glad to […]
Tags:amusing summer story·funny barbecue story·funny cottage story·funny dog story·funny lazy days story·funny paramedics story·funny poison ivy story·funny prozac story·funny rash story·funny summer holiday story·funny summer itch story·lazy hazy days of summer
My Wife and I Argue over our New i-Phone
September 10th, 2009 · 1 Comment · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Charming, Clash of the Sexes, Cute, Family, Family Humor, Famous Actors, Feel Good, Funny Dialogue Story, Funny Family, Funny Husband & Wife Story, Funny Husband and Wife Banter, Funny Rant, Funny Technology, Heartwarming, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Movies, Oddball, Offbeat, Outrageous, Romance, Satire, Screwball, Slice of Life, Surprise Twists, Technology Advances, Uplifting, Whimsy, Witty
At the end of the day, Donna and I lie in bed and send messages out over Twitter by way of our new i-phone. The following is one of our typical conversations. ME: Ho het yourwelf a hoof bool to reaf? That’s not what I typed. DONNA: What did you mean to say? […]
Tags:African Queen·charming·feel good family story·funny dialogue story·funny family arguments·funny family stories·funny husband and wife banter story·funny husband wife banter·funny i-phone stories·funny lifestyle story·funny married couple story·funny quarrel·funny relationships story·funny technology stories·funny Twitter stories·humor·Humphrey Bogart·Katharine Hepburn·laughter
Disney Goes After a Bigger Fish than Marvel
September 2nd, 2009 · Comments Off on Disney Goes After a Bigger Fish than Marvel · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Corporate Takeover, Cute, Economic Humor, Family Humor, Famous Actors, Farce, Funny Workplace, Jokes, Lifestyle, Movies, Offbeat, Outrageous, Satire, Screwball, Silly, Whimsy, Zany
After recently acquiring Marvel Comics, Disney Corporation is apparently now going after an even bigger corporate prize, Hell Inc. In a surprise move, it has been learned that the devil is interested in selling his interest in the underworld and moving to Palm Springs. There’s something about the climate there that appeals to him. […]
Tags:funny business story·funny comic book characters·funny corporate takeover story·funny Disney story·funny financial market story·funny financial takeover story·funny heaven and hell story·funny Jiminy Cricket story·funny Marvel Comics story·funny Pearly Gates story·funny satire·funny workplace story·Gabriel·Hades·Hellboy·High School Musical·humor·Incredible Hulk·laughter·Marvel Comics