It appears that Washington and the unions are set to take over control at GM. This opens the hatch to some weird possibilities. For starters, you know how governments can mess things up. Don’t be surprised if General Motors is appointed to the Joint Chiefs of Staff. He is a high-ranking officer, after all. […]
Entries from April 2009
Let the Robots Run the Place
April 29th, 2009 · Comments Off on Let the Robots Run the Place · Economic Humor, General Humor, General Interest, Lifestyle, Political Humor
Tags:auto sector bailouts·comedy·eco-friendly·Elvis·funny·General Motors·green autos·humor·Vegas Wedding
A New National Holiday Based on Doing Nothing
April 24th, 2009 · 9 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Charming, Coming of Age, Cute, Difficult Decisions, Entertainment, Family, Family Humor, Fantasy, Feel Good, Funny Family, Funny Science Fiction, Hard Life Choices, Heartwarming, Human Nature, Jokes, Not As It Seems, Oddball, Offbeat, Outrageous, Parable, Satire, Science Fiction, Screwball, Slice of Life, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Whimsy, Witty, Zany
Once upon a time, there was a young Canadian boy name Richard, living in a small Prairie town, who played a major role in world events. Up until the age of 18, he did very little to distinguish himself or to set himself apart from the rest of the population. In fact, he’d shown such a […]
Tags:funny crop circle story·funny difficult life choice story·funny do nothing story·funny family history story·funny hero story·funny national holiday story·funny science fiction story·funny space aliens story·funny space ship story·funny world domination story
The Five Minutes that will Nickel and Dime You to Death
April 22nd, 2009 · Comments Off on The Five Minutes that will Nickel and Dime You to Death · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Entertainment, Family Humor, Funny Editorial, Funny Rant, Lifestyle
Sometimes, I feel worn out and I think I know what the problem is. It’s the extra five minutes. You must know what I mean. We’ve all been saddled with a whole list of extra chores that nominally are supposed to take five minutes each, but often take longer. Plus just about everything now takes five minutes more than it should or used to anyway.
Tags:comedy·funny·funny editorial rant·humor·nanny state·onerous chores·phone messages·scratch and win·telemarketers
The Curious Meanings of Some Canadian Place Names Continued
April 21st, 2009 · Comments Off on The Curious Meanings of Some Canadian Place Names Continued · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Funny Absurd, Funny Canada, Funny Editorial, Funny Geography, Funny History, Funny Outrageous, Jokes, Lifestyle
As I mentioned in an earlier blog, I’ve discovered (through virtually no research) that many of the place names in Canada still bear the names assigned to them by the original native peoples. They knew what they were doing when they gave us some of our most unique calling cards. Here are some more examples.
Tags:Athabasca Tar Sands·Charlottetown·funny Anne of Green Gables story·funny bootleg alcohol story·funny Canadian place names story·funny drinking story·funny glows in the dark story·funny hair of the dog story·funny Moose Jaw story·funny mosquito story·funny Niagara Falls story·funny Saskatchewan story·Medicine Hat·Moose Jaw·Niagara Falls·Prince Edward Island·Saskatchewan·Winnipeg
Bad Starts to the Working Day
April 21st, 2009 · 1 Comment · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Cute, Family Humor, Funny Dog, Funny Expenses, Funny Family, Funny Office, Funny Rant, Funny Workplace, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Oddball, Offbeat, Outrageous, Screwball, Slice of Life, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Whimsy, Witty, Zany
You know your working day is probably going to seem “not too bad” only in retrospect when one or more of the following happens early on. (1) The “chimmy changas” you ate last night have stopped dancing and have now turned surly.
Tags:funny bills story·funny chimmy changas story·funny crazy lifestyle story·funny day care story·funny expenses story·funny frazzled story·funny hernia story·funny intervention story·funny office story·funny repairman story·funny work day story·funny work story·House·immunity idol·Survivor
Celebrity Greeters at Wal-Mart Continued
April 15th, 2009 · 1 Comment · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Cute, Family Humor, Famous Actors, Farce, Funny Banter, Funny Celebrity, Funny Sayings, Funny Shopping, Funny Workplace, General Humor, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Offbeat, Puns, Romp, Screwball, Silly, Whimsy, Witty, Workplace, Zany
In an earlier blog entry, I introduced the possibility of celebrities, when their careers end or hit a dry spell, finding employment as “greeters” at Wal-Mart. Some of them would have rather obvious opening lines when you walk through the doors to go shopping.
Tags:Bardem·Clooney·Cruise·Eastwood·funny celebrity story·funny making stuff up story·funny nonsense story·funny retirement story·funny shopping story·funny Wal-Mart greeter story·funny Wal-Mart story·funny well-known sayings story·funny workplace story·Letterman·Lohan·McCain·Nicolson·offbeat·Pitt·Schwarzenegger·Tiger Woods·Winfrey
I’ve Taken Up Roller Blading to Save on Gas
April 14th, 2009 · Comments Off on I’ve Taken Up Roller Blading to Save on Gas · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Family Humor, Funny Embarrassment, Funny Environmental, Funny Hobby, Funny Sports, Human Nature, Lifestyle, Offbeat, Screwball, Slice of Life, Sports and Recreation, Sports Humour
I’ve taken up roller blading. The joke is that it’s to save on gasoline. But it’s actually because I’ve done a lot of ice skating and how much harder can it be to roller blade? Turns out, it’s a lot harder. Ice is slippery, but it’s flat. The roads I’ve been going on with […]
Tags:funny biking story·funny bubble wrap story·funny ecology story·funny gated communities story·funny green story·funny hobby story·funny jogging story·funny road kill story·funny roller blading story·funny silly old guy story·funny sports hobby story
Revenge of the Beaster Bunny
April 13th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Cute, Easter, Entertainment, Fairy Tale, Family, Family Humor, Funny Horror, General Humor, General Interest, Jokes, Lifestyle, Not As It Seems, Storytelling, Supernatural, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Uncategorized, Whimsy, Witty
You could tell these two had been at it, off and on, for years. The sparks were so intense and the language so extreme. Accusations were lobbed back and forth and concussive blasts figuratively shook the firmament. It was the dead of night, but the heat of anger made it seem bright as day.
Tags:comedy·Easter·Easter Bunny·Easter Sunday·Family Humor·funny·funny Easter Bunny story·funny Easter story·funny family stories·funny tooth fairy story·hippity-hoppity·holding a grudge·humor·loose tooth·take no prisoners·Tooth Fairy