Since the purpose of a blog may partly be to make arbitrary and outrageous (sometimes silly?) statements, let me say that most interests in life can be categorized to one of five “f’s” – food, fashion, finances, family and fun. I used to worry about the fact that in my blog entries, I have […]
Entries from December 2008
Food, Fashion, Finances, Family and Fun
December 31st, 2008 · Comments Off on Food, Fashion, Finances, Family and Fun · Entertainment, Family Humor, General Humor, Lifestyle
Tags:Art History·carpentry·comedy·dating·funny·gardening·Harold Ballard·humor·Maple Leafs·NFL·photography·reading·Science Fiction
They’re Giving Them Away
December 31st, 2008 · Comments Off on They’re Giving Them Away · Economic Humor, Family Humor, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle
The Carrick family just replaced its old van with a new one. We’re quite pleased with it. It’s pretty much the same make and model as what we had before, but with some extra features – more storage space and hide-away back seats, as two examples. The new van is a 2008 model and […]
Tags:cargo ship·comedy·funny·helium balloon·humor·kickapoo joy juice·Li'l Abner·Mennonites·odometer·space shuttle
Economics Humor – Take my Dismal Science, Please
December 22nd, 2008 · Comments Off on Economics Humor – Take my Dismal Science, Please · Economic Humor, Economics, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Puns
Economists are not really known for being funny. Let me give you an example. You know the old joke about a man who falls out of a plane and on the way down, he passes another man shooting upward. The first man says, “Do you know anything about parachutes?”
Tags:Bank of China·brakes on inflation·comedy·dismal science·Economics 101·funny·humor·investment accelerators·parachute·propane barbecues
The Tooth Fairy must Work for the Government
December 22nd, 2008 · Comments Off on The Tooth Fairy must Work for the Government · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Charming, Children and Pets, Cute, Entertainment, Fairy Tale, Family Humor, Farce, Feel Good, Funny Family, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Offbeat, Puns, Screwball, Silly, Slice of Life, Sweet, Whimsy, Witty, Zany
Once again, last night, the tooth fairy missed coming to our house. Unfortunately, this is a common occurrence. Donna is concerned this paints a poor picture of us as parents. At least Donna feels guilty. It hardly even registers with me.
Tags:Big Bad Wolf·climate change·comedy·e-Bay·funny·funny fairy tale characters·funny lame excuses·funny parenting story·funny raising children story·funny tooth fairy story·funny tooth story·humor·Maple Leafs·Pinocchio·sub-prime mortgage mess·Tinker Bell·Tooth Fairy
The Perils of Driving in the White Stuff
December 20th, 2008 · Comments Off on The Perils of Driving in the White Stuff · Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Cottage Life, Family Humor, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle
If you live in Canada, then you have to know a thing or two about driving in snow. The first thing I know is that I don’t like it. In fact, I hate snowstorms. When I have to drive anywhere in a snowstorm, I mentally map out the easiest route. That means the flattest […]
Tags:Add new tag·BMW·comedy·funny·hibernation·hobbits·humor·lake effect snowstorm·Lexus·liquor store·magical ring·Mother Nature·snow blindness·snow squalls·snowstorms
Canadian Artists – A Talented Lot, but Poor at Math
December 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment · American Humor, Art History, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Canadian Art, Canadian Painters, Charming, Cute, General Humor, General Interest, History, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Literary, Offbeat, Romp, Screwball, Sweet, Whimsy, Witty, Zany
What’s with the Canadian obsession for categorizing our artists according to numbers? There is the Group of Seven, Painters 11 and the Regina Five, for starters. We’re not the only nation to do this. The Americans had The Eight and I am sure that there are many other examples around the world. However, we may be unique in not being able to count.
Tags:Beaver Hall Hill·Canadian Art·Canadian painters·funny art history story·funny Canadian artists·funny Canadiana story·funny famous painter story·funny Group of Seven story·Group of Seven·history of art·Painters 11·painting in Canada's history·Pre-Raphaelites·Regina Five·The Eight
Canada’s Coalition Leaders – No, I’m your Greeter!
December 9th, 2008 · Comments Off on Canada’s Coalition Leaders – No, I’m your Greeter! · Canada Humor, Economic Humor, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Political Humor, Politicians
Who’s in charge of the proposed coalition in Canada’s Parliament? I’ve written before about how political and entertainment celebrities have the potential to work at Wal-Mart as greeters once they retire. With the current recession and possible job losses, these career moves may have to be brought forward.
Tags:Bob Rae·Canadian political humor·coalition government·comedy·funny·funny Canadian political stories·Gilles Duceppe·Governor General·humor·Jack Layton·Michael Ignatieff·Stephane Dion·Stephen Harper
The Misadventures of Watching Movies at Home with the Kids (2)
December 2nd, 2008 · Comments Off on The Misadventures of Watching Movies at Home with the Kids (2) · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Charming, Children and Pets, Cute, Family, Family Humor, Famous Actors, Funny Celebrity, Funny Family, Funny Generation Gap, Funny Rant, Funny Rude, Funny Sex, Heartwarming, Human Nature, Lifestyle, Movies, Nostalgia, Not As It Seems, Whimsy
Today, I’ll continue with a discussion about the perils of watching movies at home with the children. I’ll cover the embarrassment of violence, pornography and bad language. As for violence, Donna and I haven’t wanted our kids to be over-protected, so we’re pretty liberal in our viewing habits. Besides, you can’t get away from […]
Tags:Bette Davis·Clifton Webb·Dana Andrews·funny awkward moment story·funny bad language story·funny embarassing story·funny family story·funny generation gap story·funny movie review story·funny parenting story·funny pornography story·funny raising children story·funny sex in the movies story·Gene Tierney·Harpo·Joan Crawford·Marx Brothers
The Misadventures of Watching Movies at Home with the Kids (1)
December 1st, 2008 · 1 Comment · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Charming, Children and Pets, Cute, Entertainment, Family Humor, Famous Actors, Feel Good, Funny Celebrity, Funny Editorial, Funny Embarrassment, Funny Family, Funny Generation Gap, Funny Rant, Heartwarming, Human Nature, Lifestyle, Movies, Nostalgia, Opinion Piece, Slice of Life, Sweet
There are few things in life much more fun than taking the kids to a movie in an actual theatre. You load up on popcorn, Pepsi and Twizzlers; the lights go down; the sound starts to reverberate; and the fun begins. You look over and your youngest ones are looking up at the screen, wide-eyed […]
Tags:Christopher Reeves·funny awkward moment story·funny changing tastes story·funny embarassing moment story·funny family story·funny Godfather story·funny movie review story·funny parenting story·funny popcorn and twizzlers story·funny raising children story·funny superman story·Marlon Brando